crazy ivan

a russian gang-bang.

comrade, that was a wonderful crazy ivan last night. stalin would be proud.

by mantic March 19, 2003

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Ivanaskankalot

1.Ivanaskankalot a) of the female species b) addicted to...long objects c) Will use cheesy lines like "baby ur body is like nicotine im addicted to it"

Ms.I: oh baby your like a fire and im the moth! Mr.K: shut up you wench.

by wumba May 3, 2005

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Ivan

Normaly illiterate, ugly and can't cook for shit.

Normaly identified by being over 6ft, with short hair and big ears.

Shrek/Ivan

by salmonmann September 8, 2010

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Ivan

I am # 1
second is not a winner
and third noone remembers,

too bad ivan's second,

o my god ivan, you lost a ping pong game against sam,
you suck.

by sam,, December 28, 2005

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The action of performing a Dirty Ivan is when the female, while listening to Lady Gaga's song 'Teeth', begins to gyrate her ass around in an erratic pattern, attempting to confuse the male. This tactic is also called Bluffin with her muffin.
If you encounter someone doing a Dirty Ivan, run before you become hypnotized with the 'bluffin with her muffin' technique.

Hey man, this girl I've been fucking totally gave me a Dirty Ivan last night...I think I love her.

by M@tt H@ppens June 8, 2010

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Ivanka Trump

The Chelsea Clinton from a parallel universe where Hitler won the second World War.
Named after her mother, Ivana Trump, by adding a random letter to her name.

— OMG look that's Ivanka Trump over there!
— Holy shit, she's so hot I'm literally cumming in my pants right now.

by chadradwell November 20, 2016

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