If coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite.

A common phrase people use when they want to drop unwanted and unnecessary individuals from their lives.

The thing is if coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. I’m dropping you.

by kakakala September 2, 2020

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

by _Onyx November 23, 2021

Infinite

Something that goes on forever and ever. Represented by ?‡. See also Infinity.

The universe can seem infinite.

by Saiyara December 29, 2003

negative infinity cool points

A phrase used to mock someone that is not cool or doesn't have "cool points". (Cool points are entirely made up and based on a number scale dealing with how much someone likes you.)

John: Hey, did you see those girls?
Sean: Wow, they're pretty gay.
John: I know. Negative infinity cool points!

John: Ellie, shut up. Negative cool points for you!
Ellie: ....you have no life....

by Moni-chan13 December 11, 2006

Infinite

A word that causes an 'infinite' number of paradox's.

An archer shooting his bow. The arrow flies in an arch. How many points mathmatically are in an arch? An infinite number. How can the arrow go through an infinite number of points and then stop? It can't. Yet it does. ...

by Rasha345 May 16, 2011

Dirty Infinity

Sometime during anal sex, the male pulls out and draws the infinity sign with his dirty member around her funbags.

Girl 1: We took a big step last night, I asked him to give me a dirty infinity. It hurts when I sit down but at least I know our love goes on forever.
Girl 2: I thought I smelled something funny on your shirt...and I'd be lying if I wasn't a little jealous.

by The real DZA April 10, 2009

ISL - Infinite Speed Loop

The ISL is a little known trick for making your internet, sound cards, cable modems, and other computer attachments run faster. What you do is plug them into the 9-pin serial connection of your computer, but first bridge pin's 7 and 8 together causing an infinite speed loop... Makes them go fastah!

Dude, my new soundcard works so much better now that I got it caught in an ISL - Infinite Speed Loop!

by uglar October 30, 2009