Illiterate Cunt Muffin

Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.

Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?

Jon: No, tell me!

Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"

Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!

Jim: No!

Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!

by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014

illia

A person who hides their illness and works through it whenever they are sick.

That guy is an illia but he won't admit to it.

by Ashton V Shannon June 9, 2020

emoji illiterate

Something to describe when someone can't understand emojis. Which reading an emoji isn't really that hard unless the message is all emojis.

Guy 1: Wtf does that mean?
Guy 2: omg ur so emoji illiterate
Guy 1: The message was one water drop, 3 laughing faces, 5 fires, 1 okay hand emoji and 100 emoji. The hell does that mean.
Guy 2: its obvious bro

by BoredBob May 20, 2016

Geneseo, Illinois

Geneseo, Illinois is a shit, rancid white town full to the brim of religious nut jobs, tyrannical retard cops, and a druggie underworld. Ironically; the druggies hold, albeit inconsistently, the highest level of awareness regarding social issues. There are more churches than gas stations, the schools are indoctrinating with low curriculum and neurotic egotists as administrators/instructors - and there are about four black people. The wealthy, self-entitled cock busters that roam the streets are the states' pride due to their ability to throw a ball and praise Jesus, passively dismissing the intellectual downplay as a result.

The pigs can't tell their dope from their bud, the white girls all vie for attention like cock-deprived wildebeests, and any attempt at reasonable discourse will be construed as a school shooting threat.

Guy 1: So, what's the most unpleasant environment you've traveled through?
Guy 2: Geneseo, Illinois. By god, if I'd stayed for more than two minutes, I swear I'd be pounced by Bible thumpers or the pow-leec. Fuck the pow-leec.

by Little Green February 29, 2016

illin

Doing whatever; going O.D.

Yo every day we be illin.

by Flame777 October 9, 2010

illingworth

Verb. To display a camp look of complete stupefied blankness in response to a concept, event or word.

I asked him where his metatarsals were and he just illingworthed.

by Phish April 7, 2005

Quincy, Illinois

Come on vacation
Leave on Probation

Officer I was just visiting family in Quincy. Is the beating and prison really called for because of a failure to signal?
Have you seen those b-movies where the hot girls go through the small town and get arrested for trumped up charges and forced to do hot late night kinds of things. That's Quincy, Illinois only to everyone hot or not and no cool sex to speak of unless your consider the reaming you get at court.

Yes could I get the Johnny law special with no lube please.

by jc2013 October 17, 2013