Hypocrite

Onision

Onision is a hypocrite.

by iAmBam May 26, 2019

hypocrite

Someone who tells people to not do something that they do themself.

Vicky: You can’t eat any of the cake, it’s for the party!
Madison: Oh okay sorry
Vicky: *eats a slice of cake*
Madison: Wow you’re such a hypocrite Vicky!

by parkjiminmochi April 15, 2019

Hypocrite

Doing one thing after saying not to like a an asshole

Zoe is such a hypocrite it’s only okay when she does shit

by Rebel chic April 21, 2019

Hypocrite

Ellie. My friend Ellie is a total Hypocrite.

Ellie - "omg yu spelled somehing rigth lillie!"
Me - "Jesus Ellie you're suck a fucking hypocrite."

by Grape Goddess April 25, 2019

Hypocrite

Someone who tells you abstract thought is free thought, then tells you how to think abstract (theoretical, draw a red circle and a yellow square). Someone who tries to show you how to live, but tells you to live freely.

The good life the girl wanted to take them on a tour of was overrated. Really, she was a hypocrite like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

hypocrisy

WHore, Ass kissing know-it-all, basic and annoying bitch.

WHore, Ass kissing know-it-all, basic and annoying bitch are people who made hypocrisy exist on Earth. Fuck them dood.

by lesbianskskdood August 21, 2019

Hypocrite

A dangerous person watching for dangerous people.

The hypocrite who tried to break in the house watched for suspicious activity. Suspicion followed him/her, but did not follow other people.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2019