hook school

Verb. To skip school or class on purpose in order to go do something fun. Etymological scholars believe that it is derived from the phrase "playing hooky".

Yo, let's hook school today and go to the arcade. We can play Mortal Kombat and smoke cigarettes.

by AL9000 January 24, 2009

Hooker Lips

Metalcore band based in VA Beach, VA. Toured extensively in 2008, primarily in Milwaukee where they have a cult following.

Steve-"You going catch Hooker Lips tonight?"
Dustin-"No, I'm too much of a bagel."

by LickMyBrownEye November 30, 2011

fish hook

While performing intercourse "doggie-style" this maneuver involves the pitcher inserting his curled finger into the catcher's mouth and pulling back to degrade the subject or cause pain.
A "double fish hook" involves the same maneuver using both fingers.
A "rusty fish hook" involves fingering the ass of the catcher prior to insertion of the finger(s) into the mouth.

When I walked in I saw Carlos spanking your sister's ass and giving her the fish hook.

by Shitbrick April 19, 2005

TJ Hooker

Noun - A special type of 'toe job.' Although the definition would imply that this is an act that can only be performed with a paid prostitute, it actually can apply to any female willing to participate in the act (bar slut, sorority girl, high school cheerleader, etc.). This is when the female lays on her back and sucks the left big toe of the male participant while he lays on his side and uses his right foot to fuck the female in the vagina with his big toe. It should be used as foreplay before sex or in place of actual sex with a girl that potentially has a variety of sexually trasmitted diseases one would not want to expose his penis to. This should be discussed with friends the next day and the male that is able to perform this act on a female should receive a 'high five' from all male friends present during the disclosure of the act.

Paul - "Holy Shit I totally gave that slut Allison a TJ Hooker last night."
Chris - "You are the man" (High Five)

by Gregory W. December 12, 2008

left hook with an uppercut

when your penis bends upward and to the left

Look at Mike's cock it has a serious left hook with an uppercut

by CARS December 8, 2005

Hooked up

Nobody knows exactly, can be anything from holding hands to having anal sex. Pretty sure it drives most normal people insane

Bro: yo did you hear, hoe from our school hooked up jock?
Me: No. What did they do?
Bro: They hooked up
Me: Okay but bro, like, what the FUCK DID THEY DO?
Bro: How the hell should i know, i just heard they hooked up! fuck

(and now i searched for what it means on UrbanDictionary.com and still couldn't find an answer)

by Bob Marusi October 10, 2011

sky hook

A sky hook is a fictional apparatus, the retrieval of which is demanded of newbie grocery store clerks as a kind of lighthearted hazing ritual. Often combined with bucket of steam.

Billy, go grab a sky hook and a bucket of steam and get started on those windows!

by murr2k March 22, 2009