Hanson

A hot girl who is under the legal age for consensual sex. Named after Chris Hanson, the host of Dateline NBC: "To Catch a Predator" series.

Guy1: Dude check out that hottie!
Guy2: She's a total Hanson, thats prison time brotha!

Guy: I was at my little brothers high school football game last night. The place was crawling with Hansons.

by eddiered April 1, 2008

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Taylor Hanson

gay fucking wanker singer of hanson

"That guy...is a SHIT CUNT"

by LEM - Chino January 18, 2005

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Hensonphilia

One who fucks puppets.

Friend 1: Did you hear about the guy that ran the puppet show? Total case of Hensonphilia.
Friend 2: Huh?
Friend 1: Carlos walked in on him ramming the bunny puppet.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin February 19, 2010

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Hanson

A group of gay, long haired, untalented bitches who don't know they're gay yet.

Hanson: yeah we all have girlfriends

Oprah: But you guys are gay

Hanson: Now we're not

Oprah: yeah you are. You're not fooling anybody

Hanson: Well now that you mention it...

by Mr. Motion July 18, 2008

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hanson: (1) the feeling of embarrassment you get for someone else. (2) a feeling that makes you cringe when witnessing a particularly awkward situation (3) feeling awkward by association (4) feeling embarrassed by association.

The feeling you get when you watch the band Hanson perform; the feeling you get when you run into someone from your hometown of Hanson, MA in Hanson, MA. "That was really hanson"

by Anita Rackow October 31, 2008

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Hinsene

Hinsene is GORGEOUS and kind and loyal she's a great friend if you got a hinsene hold on tightly to her, shes SUPER fun to be around and simply and fantastic person!!

Hinsene is a great friend!

by Anonymous to 023 April 18, 2018

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