Hearding

When you shit the bed; or have to go while laying in bed

That burrito go me hearding the bed.

by We hand with our captain June 5, 2022

Hearding

To aggressively defecate on an enemy's bed by way of revenge

"they were such a total A-Hole that there was nothing left to do but some SERIOUS Hearding"

by Quag Norris June 7, 2022

HEARD

As in I heard what you said.

You:Can you hand me that water bottle?
Me:heard.

by GILLYMILLY June 14, 2022

Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room

I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.

by georgie bear June 19, 2022

Heard Derangement Syndrome

"Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Amber Heard, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."

Depp fanatics are so consumed by their Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) that they don’t stop talking about Amber Heard.

by IStandWithAmberHeard June 21, 2022

Heard Instinct

The instinct of the herd of humanity to follow what they've heard regardless of its validity.

(Nothing much to do with Amber Heard)

Heard Instinct seems to dominate the commentary on many online plotforms*

by PartisanZ July 21, 2022

Hearded

Taking inspiration from Amber Heard’s activities against Johnny Depp, if one “hearded” someone, it is To take a dump on their bed sheets.

My ex was constantly nagging me about almost anything, so I hearded her and packed my bags.

by Kryptos4u July 29, 2022