Hapunawaihuali

That one Hawaiian name no one can say right.

Random haole: Ha-PUMBA-Why-Wallee?
Hapunawaihuali: do I look like a pig? I ain't no Disney movie u fakah

by Dont_take_my_name_colonizer November 23, 2021

Hapwnd

When someone pwns them selfs or some one in a funny way

*little girl running falls and nails face*

Guy 1: Hapwnd
Guy 2: Epic lol!

by Pikiepoo October 20, 2008

Haunzy

A sexy looking dog that is most likely a Miniature Schnauzer that is just the coolest dog in the world. It looks the best and has a best friend most likely named jim or jimmy and probably kicked a dog named billy out of earth for eating his kebel(food)!!!!

OMG! look at that dog.. hes such a wanna be Haunzy

by BeastingPro November 29, 2011

haunted hayride

When you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax.

Tracy and I sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal sex became a Haunted Hayride. Now I hire escorts to throw cats on me while I masturbate.

by JJ Jr Shabadoo December 6, 2015

Hakuna Matata

"No Worries" if you're Swahili.
"Fuck it" if you're a true american.

- I almost killed someone yesterday, what should i do?
- Hakuna Matata.

by NotTavishDeGroot November 23, 2016

Hapni

When your squad refers to you as the haps

Dude you are so hapni

by Tritan February 20, 2017

hapana

a sweet sister to Vouch

Vouch and Hapana spilled orange juice over their dear mother. Such a disgrace!

by coolgal2344 May 19, 2017