Hungarian Hamsteak

The act of Having anal sex with a woman while wearing a clown mask and making oinking sounds.

I pulled a "Hungarian Hamsteak" on your mom, and she was suprised.

by Rabbit thundercock January 29, 2010

hamsterpenis

a penis as small as a hamster's penis

When I took off my pants she laughed at my shit, and shouted, "Its so small!" then called me hamsterpenis.

by fuckface December 10, 2003

Hamsterdam

A place where Hamsters live, work, play and it's also where Hamsters come from.

I'll be taking the train to Hamsterdam this afternoon.

by TheraPetAndy May 14, 2018

Hamster

What happened when the squirrel got overly lustful and fucked a rat repeatedly.

Science Teacher: So, as we all know, the hamster was brought into existence shortly after the squirrel and rat were introduced. I want you to write a 10 page essay on the behaviors of these animals during mating.

by ihatelifemorethanyou September 19, 2009

Hamsters

Hamester is a racist term, for an African AMerican, used without them knowing for decades by whites attending a company picnic. It later spilled over to the general public.

"Hey hurry up guys before the freekin hamsters eat all the chicken and watermellon!"

by Kathy Whitfield August 5, 2004

hamster sex

When a person fills their bedroom or car with newspaper shreddings and then proceeds to have sex with someone in it.

Tom: I had hamster sex last night.
Tony: That's weird and gross.
Tom: Thank you.

by Mom!TheMeatloaf! August 20, 2011

Hampster Sumggler

A person who has a bush so big it looks like hampsters in their pants.

Damn! That chick is a hampster sumggler!

by Hampster Sumggler October 19, 2008