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i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend

You Just simply really wanna die today, but that sadly is not gonna happend, idk why you even searched this up, but ok lol.
P.S you also wasted your time reading this.
Person 1: i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend
Person 2: Don't we all?
Person 1: Shut up.
by im here, but im not here May 20, 2021
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Happenstance

When something happens that makes you say.. FUCK.
(cops show up)
Well this is a happenstance.... FUCK
by JOE SCHMO468889 February 13, 2009
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what happened?

what did u say?
especially if u dont know them, or dont want 2 talk 2 them
bay area ~94
sum1 comes up and says sumthing u cant hear:
"what happened?"
by YoungCali August 27, 2003
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Jim Halpert

A character from the NBC show The Office. Portrayed by John Krasinski. Based off Tim Canterbury from the original British BBC show. Hottest fictional character ever.

Jim Halpert is an intelligent but rather unmotivated character who loves playing pranks on his coworker and deskmate, Dwight Schrute.
Person 1: Who's your favorite office character?
Person 2: Definitely Jim Halpert! He's hilarious!
by Sharpie Rainbow May 14, 2008
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Hallen

A dead meme. Also its not real! so fck u anthony
hallen is not real fuckers
by hahahahaahahhaha you thought January 23, 2017
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Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?

"Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?" is what "The Death of Superman" SHOULD have been. A gripping tale that doesn't just kill off Superman, but completes his story, puts and end to the mythology. It isn't just a marketing ploy, it's a grand finale to a great American legend. But it was written by Alan Moore, so what do you expect?
How to be a Good-Boy comic nerd.

Step 1: Get out of bed, and put on your coolest superhero T-Shirt.

Step 2: Go down to your local comic shop.

Step 3: Find a copy of the "Death of Superman" story from the 90's in trade. Place it on a shelf in plain view of the entire store.

Step 4: Face the trade, and promptly give it double birds as you shout "FUCK YOU!!!!" at the top of your lungs.

Step 5: Place trade where you found it.

Step 6: But a copy of "DC Universe: Tales of Alan Moore" containing "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tommorow?"
by ZimMan2 January 9, 2010
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Make it didn't happen

A term used when you wished that something that happened, hadn't happened.
by Corey "Pootie" Wilkens February 16, 2007
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