Guidelines

Guidelines are made for people who are stupid, or who have an attitude problem that affects their decisions.

Guidelines are there to protect us from morons and the emotionally unstable.

Man at an Empoyment Service interview desk: I'd really shaft this guy, because I have an attitude problem about his sort, but unfortunately I must follow the guidelines laid down, for idiots like me.

by itsbarticusthe5th August 25, 2010

guise

/gī-z/
noun

1. term to replace the commonly used word "guys" when used in any of the following situations:
- seeking agreement and/or acknowledgement after making a (bold) statement
- attempting to overcome own status of being ostracized/rejected/the third wheel

1. "WAIT FOR ME GUISE!!"
2. Pfft! Talk about latent insecurities and daddy issues..! Am I right? ...guise?!"
3. "That's what she said! Right guise??!!" (crickets)

by jedi_freshie May 1, 2015

Guiness

The art of ejaculating on a females face then proclaiming "Brilliant!"

Tom blew a Guiness in Tina's Face!!

by ERM Enterprizes February 27, 2009

Guinevere

A girl who, while she is a lovely person, is constantly cockblocking people, typically without realizing it. (Can simply be referred to as "Gwen." Male cockblockers are referred to as "Agravaine" or "Uther.")

Merlin Fan #1: I swear Merlin and Arthur were about to kiss in that last scene, but then Gwen walked in and ruined the moment.
Merlin Fan #2: Dammit Guinevere, you're such a cockblocker!

by Mehhrlin December 7, 2011

guinea

A derogatory terminology primarily invented by the racist American anglo-saxon race referring to the majority of Italian immigrants(southern Italians) that arrived in America during the early 20th century. Most southern Italians were short and darker skinned drawing comparisons to the Guinean people of the country of Guinea in West Africa. They too, were shorter than most normal Africans and a had lighter complexions(high yellow/caramel) very similar to southern italians.

You should'nt call a real Italian a guinea because you will pay for it one way mor another!

by Foogazee August 21, 2006

guinea

A slur against Italians. Like the country Guinea. It means that Italians are really niggers. Italy was invaded by the Moors who were black Africans. They invaded all of Southern Italy. Italy has been everybody's bitch at some point. They were also invaded by the Saracens, Carthaginians & the Greeks. This is why Guineas steal and are fags.

Hey look at that stupid guinea acting all white he was just stealing hub caps yesterday like all niggers.

by Rich Caker February 19, 2009

guinea pig

animals that are fat, sweet, and soooo cute!!!!

I love guinea pigs!

by chicka3242 September 5, 2011