gristle

gristle a word referring to the male genitalia

used in such phrases as "you can chew my gristle" i.e. "if you think I'm doing that, you can suck my cock".

by Mel Howells September 11, 2006

grunt

(n) The basic fighting orc unit in Warcraft III.
(v) To make a low grumbling noise.

(n) Grunts are the 0wnage!
(v) When cave men have sex, they grunt.

by ChaosChronicle January 6, 2004

grunt

Private in Army is known as a gurunt

Officers have been heard yelling " GRUNT GRUNT you little C#$T!"

by Aard Vark May 12, 2003

grunt

Another name for a woman’s private part: Cunt.

Tighter than a ho's grunt.

by steve November 11, 2004

grist

A sudden forceful airy burst of liquefied diarrhea. Formed from the words GRavy and mIST it is essentially what you do to start a long arduous bout of Liquarrhea.

After eating 22 tacos, Alfred emitted a GRIST that had the townspeople asking him "Is that your bathroom or did someone just throw a punchbowl of chocolate pudding into a wind tunnel?"

by Josh Reauz July 17, 2006

grufter

grufter can mean 2 things:
1) a male who has a large frame, and is unusually strong and hairy for his age

2) a female who is butch, hairy, and appears to be a lesbian. Note: mpst german women are grufters!!

1) I am a grufter
He is a grufter
etc...

2) how did u do last nite?
there were only a bunch o grufters there!!

by luke hard February 1, 2006

The Ultimate Grunt

The future ruler of the Universe. He will be worshiped by all.

All hail, The Ultimate Grunt. Ruler to all!!!!!!

by The Ultimate Grunt January 16, 2004