Helmet Goblin

A person (usually male) that really loves dick

That Troy! Such a helmet goblin

by Miyhgt June 7, 2019

Goblin Hands

When you change all of your crypto currency holdings to US Dollar Tether and wait for a better price to buy back in so you can hopefully make more gains.

The market is super volatile right now so I have goblin hands to buy the dip.

by WÅRSTVRZ June 8, 2021

Swab Goblin

A family member or person that finds sick joy in aggressively administering a home covid test by ramming the swabbing stick in the nostrils of another.

“ Damn it Honey, Im not feeling good already now pull that stick out of my brain and finish the test you Swab Goblin.”

by Funny Farmer January 6, 2022

Goblin Spit

The white substance that forms at the side of the mouth, mostly forms when using drugs.

"Wipe your mouth you've got goblin spit, it's bait."

by wheey34 October 31, 2015

Cum Goblin

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.

Kamilla is such a cum goblin.

by Boofkin May 4, 2022

sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible

they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin

by pompu January 17, 2020

hunched goblin

exact same sexual position as the "piledriver," with the male facing away from the female instead of towards her.

when i was getting it on with karen last night i almost broke her neck during the hunched goblin.

by mick_the_skin September 19, 2009