golf-gasm

That euphoric feeling after making an excellent golf shot. Can range from a crooshed straight drive, to a heat-seeking long distance putt.

After a crooshed straight drive

"Good ball Johnny"-Seanzirelli

"Thanks bro, that drive just gave me a golf-gasm".-Johnny

by Jonny_23_Athlete August 4, 2014

Golfer's Itch

When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.

Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?

Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.

by John3-15 November 1, 2016

Golf Grip Handjob

The act of an individual giving a handjob using two hands while interlocking the pointer finger of one hand and the pinky finger of the other creating the same grip used when swinging a golf club.

"Everett bro you won't believe it but that girl I meet at that party last night that only had nine fingers gave me a fat Golf Grip Handjob."

"She locked her left hand pointer finger and right hand pinky finger together and started tuggin' my meat... She used the Golf Grip brotha."

by mcdickpic June 25, 2017

Glorfnork

Something that makes no sense whatsoever, or something you do not understand.

This schoolwork is glorfnork, so I am going to punch the teacher for torturing us.

by Nards of Enith April 8, 2019

golf rat

An unemployed twink who spends all his time on the golf course in search if a sugar daddy.

Me: David, what have you been doing since you were laid off?
David: i’ve been spending my days at the country club checking out the studs.

Me: Oh David you’re such a golf rat.
David :Gotta pay the bills somehow!

by MrManmosa June 23, 2019

Golf R

A motor vehicle made by the Volkswagen company. It has a 2.0 tuned engine which produces around 320 bhp. It is most known for its affiliation with boys who like to do ‘missions’ on the popular Birmingham road of Alum Rock

Bruv come lets do a mission. Grab the golf r and let’s drive up and down rock road and pick up bushra

by Theboyeesh August 24, 2019

Golfcore

Golfcore is a post-normcore style trend embracing golfing sports attire as its moral foundation.

Alice: Hardcore polo Carol.
Bob: Actually it’s golfcore.
Carol: Thanks Bob.

by CapitalJ October 18, 2019