Magic Gutter

A convenient cover all excuse for the imaginary repository of shiny, neat, and otherwise cool things that you normally could not have through our own means...

When my twin brother and I grew up we had sticky little fingers, so when we would arrive back at our house and Mom would ask where we found such a shiny object, or whatever, we would invariably explain; "Mom, we found it in the gutter", which she ended up terming the 'Magic Gutter'...

by Electro_Fox December 25, 2007

Sperm Burpin' Gutter Slug

A simple idiotic dumbass; someone who never gets it, whatever it may be; someone who'll continue to argue with you, even when they've been proven wrong

Trust me...you'll know when to use it "Sperm Burpin' Gutter Slug"

by Wrcoach April 11, 2008

Gutters

To have the burney-hot shits, the sort that won't stop.

I was out last night and drank a crate of cider. Now I've got a
terrible dose of the gutters and me arse killin' me.

by Le Chicken September 18, 2006

gutter puppy

a puppy, or person like a puppy, either so ugly or embarassing that you place it in the gutter hoping to finally get rid of it, only to find out it keeps coming back, seemingly for more punishment.

"Dude i figured after all that ball bustin' hed have left, nah hes such a fuckin gutter puppy he just keeps comin back for more."

by d'brickashaw bonesaw May 13, 2006

guttering

The act of placing your penis and scrotum on a small section of guttering or similar, and sliding the entire package into another persons well lubed anus. At this point the gutter is removed, thus depositing both the penis and the scrotum, in their entirity, into the anus.

James was busy guttering Louisa when the phone rang.

by ECR October 17, 2007

Guttered

Under the influence of intoxicating substances to the point of being out of control.

God I was so guttered last night.
He is so guttered he couldn't get it up.

by Weezhard January 31, 2003

Baddest of Bitches and the most gutterest of hoes

Term used to describe the typical jig city bitch.

" Damn, does she really have seven colors in her head?"

Reply, " Oh, she does! Only the baddest of bitches and the most gutterest of hoes can pull that off."

by hello... April 23, 2008