B-funk

a nonsense-talking sexually confused douche-loving jimmy page worshipping cheap gullible lying sack of target property who thinks he is a trainspotter, claims he is a 'casual gamer,' and is very very lonely.

Look at that B-funk over there, he must hate himself.

by b_seg June 8, 2004

vaginal funk

pussy pussy pussy PUSSY!

The scent of PUSSY.

Quality pussy = roses
BAD pussy = fish, rancid ass sweat, 3 month old low fat milk

by Tasha January 13, 2004

Goodwill funk

The often unpleasant smell from recently bought thrift shop clothes.

"This jacket needs to go through the wash. It's got that Goodwill funk."

by narwhal666 August 4, 2013

druckin' funk

To be DRUCKIN' FUNK is when you do stupid stuff while or after drinking alcohol.

I messed up. I got drunk last week, called my boss, and quit. I'm glad the boss understood and let me keep my job. He said "we all do stupid shit when we're DRUCKIN' FUNK." Whew!

by hardworkin'man November 4, 2018

Urinal Funk

The cloud of urine odor surrounding a urinal left that was behind by the guy in front of you in the restroom.

I stepped into his urinal funk and it was so bad I had to breath through my mouth while I took a leak.

by techlozenge May 10, 2011

Uptown funk

A funky sex move when a boy chokes you in a party bus then quickly spins you around as he’s about to rail you under the disco lights

“DUDEEE Jessica agreed to doing the uptown funk with me!”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

funk fog

a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.

Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.

by timmyhidthebodies April 3, 2017