Florida Gaytard

The faggots in Florida who wear orange and blue who think they're actually relevant

You see that drunk guy beating his wife wearing orange and blue. yeah he's a Florida Gaytard.

by TennesseeVolsFuckedYourMom April 26, 2016

Floridouche

A douche from Florida; namely, someone who douches it up outside of their swamp region of crocodiles and old people inhabitants where it's completely uncalled for and unwanted and needs serious help going back to their swamp hole; a name that sends every douche back to the bayou of Swampland.

Me: "Floridouche, SHUT IT."
FD: "ok, I'm going back to Tampa." *crawls*

by MsSkill July 19, 2016

florida hoe

a mean mad up name discribing someone who lives in Florida who is a potential hoe

Omg Marcus is such a Florida hoe!!!

by West side hoe October 8, 2017

floridoll

Floridoll n. Is a beautiful women from Florida.

You seen that girl over there? She’s a real Floridoll.

by Beachbabe08 October 10, 2017

florida push

To hold your fish with arms stretched out to the camera. To make your fish appear larger for a photograph than it would appear if held normally. Most common in the bass fishing community and with Tampa Bay area salt water anglers

I keep seeing pictures of Whitted, with his perfect camera angles and Florida push to make his fish look giant.

by TacoReef FishTacos January 31, 2019

Florida

It's a fucking gta online server in real life.

(pvp enabled)

Mom I had fun today in Florida. I crashed two helicopters.

by MoobNaster69 May 31, 2019

Florida alligator ride

a woman that rides a mans dick but she goes to high and brakes the mans shaft

Hank: I dumped my girl friend because she did the Florida alligator ride.
Billy: DAMN.. That's why we got a divorce
Hank: Let's go to the bar and get wasted
Billy: Then lets engage in homosexual sex in the anal gland

by bidickbobby November 6, 2019