Fitz'd

(verb) the action of removing by force or other nessecary means due to lack of flyness

if one of you guys break my tv you gonna get ~Fitz'd~ from this world!

by someguy3992 July 6, 2011

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Flimzjob

When a man drinks a glass of water, spits a portion of it on his left earlobe, then spouts the perspective liquid from his genetials onto his partners rectum therefore inducing an orgasm

My boyfriend was gonna give me a blowjob, but was too lazy. Instead i ended the night with a Flimzy. aka. The best flimzjob ever. I cannot imagine better eustacian fluid coming... and i mean CUMING from his ear lobe. WOW was it sticky and viscous. It lubed my shaft more thAn anyone can know. If I didnt lay PIPE to this sexy piece of SHIT, I would have been a piece of FLIMZ myself. DAMMIT steve your that dude. lets do it again some time FLIMZJOB

by getTHATflimz December 23, 2011

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flitarded

being retarded in the sense of flirting, not being able to flirt, not knowing how to flirt.

"Hey cutie ;) wanna go get a bite to eat?"
"I'm not really hungry and it's like 4 which is a weird time to eat anything.."
"OMG KAYLA YOU'RE SO FLITARDED."

by bigbootybxch March 21, 2012

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fitzneter

(Noun) A creature of the back woods of West Virginia, that feeds off of chewing tobacco, wood chips and Dr. Pepper. Often prefers to mate with local coon hounds. It has a strong sense of smell, a long tail, and dew claws on the front and back legs. Can easily be identified by its call (Haw!)

Don't let the fitzneter catch you out in the woods!!

by LeRoy Jarvis December 13, 2013

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