- "I think these pants are a bit too tight; There's such a noticeable bulge around my junk area. It looks weird, doesn't it?"
- "(Uhh), Weird flex but ok"
- "(Uhh), Weird flex but ok"
by H.E. Hockeysticks II November 13, 2018
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(verb)
Have you ever met one of those guys, you know, the one who sends you a text message when he should have called. One who avoids confrontation by suddenly having to work all weekend or disappears like the polkaroo. One who pretends his phone battery dies when you are having a particularly heated conversation. Or how about the guy you catch cheating and he tells you that he thought, despite the fact that you were sleeping together that he thought you were just friends. Now that's a bitch flex.
(verb)
Have you ever met one of those guys, you know, the one who sends you a text message when he should have called. One who avoids confrontation by suddenly having to work all weekend or disappears like the polkaroo. One who pretends his phone battery dies when you are having a particularly heated conversation. Or how about the guy you catch cheating and he tells you that he thought, despite the fact that you were sleeping together that he thought you were just friends. Now that's a bitch flex.
"Can you believe the nerve of that guy, not even having the balls to call me back after I confronted him about his so called girlfriend?"
"Girl, that's a bitch flex."
"I know, right?"
"Girl, that's a bitch flex."
"I know, right?"
by Mishee Shan July 25, 2009
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After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.
the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.
the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.
I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
Get the flexall cock mug.The art of convincing people over the internet how cool you are. E-flexing is mostly done by E-tards and hobo's with broadband.
Dude, I'm gonna e-flex you so bad, I would so kick your ass! And I'm certain about it even though I've never saw you, also its good that I will never see you, as it would most probably mean I'd get my fat nerdy ass kicked.
by Tudor Hansson April 22, 2006
Get the e-flex mug.When a guy is wearing a condom and pulls out, right before he gets off, takes off the condom and ejaculates on a woman's stomach.
by mondaymorning January 22, 2010
Get the Fleming mug.by iamgodami December 20, 2010
Get the fleishman mug.During No Flex November, one is not allowed to flex in any way, both physically and mentally, including muscles, money earned, grades and sexual contact. No Flex November is often completed alongside with No Nut November, and after completing these 2 challenges you will gain mental advantage over your enemies, and physicall strenght out of this world.
Chris: Aye bro, you wanna do the No Flex November challenge?
Seb: Nah man I'm already doing the no fap challenge.
Chris: Bro we're gonna become gods!
Seb: Hell ye!
Seb: Nah man I'm already doing the no fap challenge.
Chris: Bro we're gonna become gods!
Seb: Hell ye!
by zkrash November 1, 2018
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