Feeding the Mayor

Taking a Dump

Guy 1: "Hey asshole! I gotta use the goddamn toilet!"
Guy: "STFU MAN! I was doing us all a favor and feeding the mayor."

by fapfapfapfapfap...CHOCOLATE! January 22, 2011

Feeding the chickens.

One who throws seed (jizz, chicken feed, etc.) fast enough to mimick the action of feeding chickens but by the act of masturbation .

T-Lib: "Hey man I thought we were supposed to ride dirt bikes today where were you?"
Marty: "I was in Grammas bathroom feeding the chickens."
T-Lib: "I don't understand"
Marty: "Spreading seed my forearm kills!"

by T-lib January 26, 2014

Dirty Fleming

When a woman vomits on the chest of her partner during sex.

I heard she was so trashed that he ended up on the wrong side of a Dirty Fleming.

by charlito81 May 15, 2010

bottom feeding

finding out you lied and feeding the information to others.

Cathy was bottom feeding information about Justin.

by devil woman June 3, 2006

Feeding the chickens

Spreading your seed into the mouths of innocent infidels. (Finishing on multiple people's faces)

You'll never find him feeding the chickens, no girl will ever think of letting him finish on her, much less multiple girls.

by Pseudonym.alias December 14, 2016

The Fleming

A sex position involving bending the girl over the desk and while doing it calling her a dumbass, stroking the beard and writing a short novel on the girls back.

After school, I asked my teacher for extra credit and he bent me over and gave me 'The Fleming.'I got an A plus

by Shoot Fire March 11, 2011

flodingles

pringles that are on the floor that are covered in dust

Friend: I will pay you whatever i have in my pocket if you eat that flodingles man
You: Ok, but you better pay up

by Ian Beil April 18, 2008