freddies

nipples which are erect

wow...it's cold...i've got some major freddies

by badasss_c October 3, 2005

fedders

Another name for the police, coming from 'feds'

'Oh shit, the fedders are over there!'

by Goose-Uk April 28, 2008

Freddie

Freddie is usually a short person. Has ugly teeth, no girls want to date him. He acts hard but really isn’t. Don’t be a Freddie.

Guy 1: Did you see that Freddie.

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he’s a dick. Acting all hard like he owns the place. He doesn’t.

by Lucario February 26, 2019

flodder

The staff member whose job it is to fend off your complaint (or other enquiry), and make sure you don't waste any management time. From the initials of "first line of defense".

Synonyms: flodbod, flodperson.

The verb is "to flod".

Took me ten minutes to get past the flodder at the front desk.

by Dadge July 28, 2007

flerd

A combined group of (typically) sheep and cattle. In general, any blended group of grazing animals. A portmanteau of "flock" and "herd".

The sheep kept getting in the way as Ted tried to separate a steer from the flerd.

by farm87 July 13, 2016

Wooden Fledge

A fledge which is made of wood.

This is a non-sense word, because a fledge itself doesn't exist, so logically a wooden one shouldn't exist either.

see Jabberwocky

You may be winning, but I have a Wooden Fledge!

by Cassidy L July 20, 2008

freddie mercury

Dickin around,
kick my AIDS round the floor
these are the dayyys it never rains men but it pours
in the bu, in the bu, in the butt.

Those should have been Under Pressure's lyrics by Freddie mercury.

by Adrian July 3, 2006