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first kiss

Something that, if not recieved before the end of high school, makes you pathetic in the eyes of society.
John is 19 and still hasn't had his first kiss!
by Platypus,M March 9, 2004
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first ladies

the hottest fucking bitches around,
and you wanna bang every one of them.
usually found at clubs and parties all over long island, to nyc, to jersey. they run shit.
"that girl is so fucking gorgeous. she must be in the first ladies."
by i <3 first ladies April 26, 2006
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first contact

The act of fingering a pregnant lady, sticking your finger so far up as to touch the unborn fetus's head.
Dude I fingered my preggo gf last night and made first contact.
by thatoneguyx August 8, 2016
mugGet the first contactmug.

First Time

It feels like the first time that we've fallen behind and.. we've faltered too far down, no one can save us.
by JinzoBlaze October 28, 2003
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First [Bubba]

The male partner/husband of a President of the United States who comes from the South and who chortles easily, instinctively slaps others' backs as a sign of affirmation, loves to eat barbequed meats, and who longs to be a NASCAR driver more than a male First Lady.
Howdy Mr. First Bubba, are those port ribs or beef?
The President didn't accompany the First Bubba to the tractor pull.
by seamusocadhla July 12, 2016
mugGet the First [Bubba]mug.

First Tribute

A ceremonial holiday within a BDSM power-exchange dynamic, commemorating the date of an initial act of financial submission by a submissive (sub) to their dominant (domme); specifically marking the occasion when the sub first surrendered to the role of a ‘paypig,’ willingly offering monetary tribute to their domme.

This date is commemorated as a holiday with a substantial gift every year of the submissive’s ownership—without exception.
Goddess Starfire’s paypigging of her submissive took place on November 15th, a date that was thereafter celebrated by both of them as First Tribute.
by FirstTribute November 6, 2023
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First Hater

The first hater of a post that patronizes the lucky individual that comments on a post with "first". Though "firsting" is irritatingly common and a totally stupid practice to begin with, it does in turn lead to a multitude of "haters" commenting in "retaliation".
Hypocrite: Fuckin Firstfags! noone cares.

Intellectual: Ditto for you...

Hypocrite: You're probably a firstfag too.

Intellectual: If I am that makes you a First Hater.
by Reiffenstein August 4, 2012
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