Feeling Qwerty

The act of engaging in local, or long distance, chat sex through various IM systems, Facebook, or other popular outlets.

Feeling qwerty after not having seen his girlfriend in two weeks, Ben decides to engage in some sexual talk with Jeni over Facebook.

by wildlobo71 September 6, 2011

breast feeding

the act of usually an infant sucking on breast usually the mothers

the sexy mother was breast feeding her child when i peeked in

by breast77 February 18, 2009

feeding the ducks

Pulling your plonker with emphasis on the forward stroke.

Stuart: "I caught Joey having a wank on the couch last night."

Jeff: "Was he spanking the monkey or feeding the ducks"

by Galuscio July 1, 2011

Feewings

The irrational emotions of a catastrophizing millennial

Yale students had their feewings hurt, by an innocuous Halloween email.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

feezing

1. a word to describe that your fuckin cold
2. the pseudonym for freezing (i bet u didnt notice that the "r" is missing in the word feezing)

dude, its fuckin feezing in my house

by Chet and Josh November 3, 2004

feeling purple

Feeling important; purple is the color for royalty

Feeling purple on the red carpet....NO FLEX ZONE

by bootygoonie March 29, 2016

feeling up

When a guy puts his hands down a girls shirt and squeezes her tits

I felt her up.

by jessica February 21, 2003