feeding the ducks

Pulling your plonker with emphasis on the forward stroke.

Stuart: "I caught Joey having a wank on the couch last night."

Jeff: "Was he spanking the monkey or feeding the ducks"

by Galuscio July 1, 2011

Feewings

The irrational emotions of a catastrophizing millennial

Yale students had their feewings hurt, by an innocuous Halloween email.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

feezing

1. a word to describe that your fuckin cold
2. the pseudonym for freezing (i bet u didnt notice that the "r" is missing in the word feezing)

dude, its fuckin feezing in my house

by Chet and Josh November 3, 2004

feeling purple

Feeling important; purple is the color for royalty

Feeling purple on the red carpet....NO FLEX ZONE

by bootygoonie March 29, 2016

feeling up

When a guy puts his hands down a girls shirt and squeezes her tits

I felt her up.

by jessica February 21, 2003

feelings

Everyone has feelings. Emotional feelings. Yet all the faggots that listen to psytrance and rap crap deny they have any and anyone that does is an "emo pussy". Yeah right. Stop denying you have feelings and stop trying to "buff up" your "masculinity". You do have feelings. And for the guy who said "feelings are for bitches":

Go fuck yourself. Go out driving your riced out Civic blaring your rap music. You don't deserve to be on here.

faggot: I don't have feelings.

Me: Yes you do.

faggot: Go away emo pussy.

by Blahb April 15, 2005

Feeling Coldplay

Feeling depressed, down, sad, buggered, for a variety of reasons. Called as such as it the emotion is said to reflect coldplays music.

-Dude, eddie's feeling coldplay
-I know, his parents died and his brother raped then murdered his gf before turning the gun on himself
-Poor sod

by Barclay teh great February 23, 2009