Fecalfiliac

some who is emphatically obsessed with poop, fecal or doo
doophyte

Fecalfiliacs areoftenfound hanging around with Doophytes

by Roy Munson April 6, 2003

feima

a dj woman who plays music that does not cause her physical pain and is devoid of guitars, such as industrial/ebm/powernoise
(see website feima.org)

I once saw feima play a song by der blutharsch and then she played a song by haujobb. Also she told me to go to hell when I requested a song. <3

by feima February 24, 2005

Feemager

(fee-may-jor)
A female teenager, completely distinct from "woman", and "girl"

Totally great guy: "hi woman #1"
Feemager #1: "Woman?? are you calling me old??"
Totally great guy: "oh.. uhh.. no.. Sorry.. Girl.."
Feemager #1: "I'm not a little kid either! what's you're problem??"

next day

Totally great guy: I looked up Urban Dictionary and now I can say Hi feemager! how are you?"
Feemager #1: "oh you're so witty and brave" *faints*

by JT Dance-a-lot May 17, 2009

flocky-nocky-nahilla-pilla-fecations

A word or common phrase meaning that some people cannot pronounce this word properly.

You can't can you?

by Turbo The Porcupine April 19, 2004

fecal

Spanish word for shit, poo or anything that is expelled from the human body throug the annus.
Recently in Mexico, the name given to Felipe Calderon the newly elected president through a widely documented fraud, because of the natural first words in his name FeCal.

This FeCal has a brain full of fecal ideas.

by Comite October 19, 2006

FecalBate

The act of lovingly touching your Cock, Ass, Tits and Bits With either your own or somebody Elses left over poop. In some parts of the country such as Maine where fecalbation is still being frowned upon it is secretly known as brown sticking
Human fecal matter actually makes for a great topical cream good for silkening up that rough skin.

One might say something like Sorry I'm late for work Andy! I had to take a shit so bad! It was soft like i like.. so... I took a minute to Fecalbate you know,... to clear my mind.
Or hey Chef Deryck thanks for not flushing, I totally used your shit to Fecalbate I just had to get one off! What did you eat last night?
People who Fecalbate also commonly StinkPalm people on a regular basis. Express your selves for Christs sake people! Its just poop

Its allot like Masturbation with poop.

by Fredericoplays May 17, 2007

tri-fecta of fucked-ness

screwed anyway you look at it, fucked no matter what you do,

stuck between a rock and a hard place, and some one with a gun

Your wife walks in to a bar and sees you cheating, at the same time some one wants to fight you , but he has 5 guys and your buddies are passed out drunk, and with the whole wife thing, you find her cheating as the guy she is with walks in after her,
then you say to your self
" This is a Tri-fecta of Fucked-ness

by hawkmo February 4, 2010