father first

Used when your buddies want to do something, but you can't, due to family obligations. No further explanation is required.

"Dude, we are all going to Vegas this weekend!"
"Can't do it. Father first."

by idyt November 19, 2016

father fishbowl

one motherfucker of a fishbowl!

i don't think theyre ready for father fishbowl

by adam stalnaker November 7, 2005

father of rap

Snoop Dogg, of course.

Don't argue, foo'.

by B-Drac October 1, 2003

father-engulfer

A "politically correct" alternative to "motherfucker", apparently for using when you want to swear at a woman. (Yes, apparently, you can be PC and still swear - as long as you don't imply a masculine standard of sexual normality by using male-gendered swear-words against women).

It implies the "engulfing" of the dick in the fanny.

Actually, I think this is quite a cool insult, PC or not. It is especially good because you can use it against PC people.

c.f. father-encloser.

Oh fuck off, you stupid PC father-engulfer!

by Andy April 27, 2004

Father-Fucking

A version/synonim of the phrase "fucking". Usually, it is used to add emphasis and convey extreme, unmatched anger and aggression.

For the last father-fucking time, close the fucking door.

by Uncle Pineapple May 9, 2016

father-up

intr.v. Singuarly declarative of the act one must take to realise that youth ends where the young begin.

Confess, you're the baby's daddy. Time to Father-Up.

by rodhandler December 22, 2003

Father negative

Term used to describe an African American household

The school determined that Devontae’s family was Father negative

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019