Definitions by rodhandler

father-up 

intr.v. Singuarly declarative of the act one must take to realise that youth ends where the young begin.

Confess, you're the baby's daddy. Time to Father-Up.

father-up by rodhandler December 22, 2003

neotony 

The retention of your juvenile exuberance while growing into your awkwardly adult body. Maintaining the untamed Sawyer-Finn disposition that grates on the nerves of those near you who are trying to develop higher faculties within physiologically adult selves.

"Your problem isn't vice, but neotony

neotony by rodhandler December 22, 2003

Sawyer-Finn

A state of being characterized by perpetual youth. Said of one in a positional sense afflicted by neotony.

Todd could turn his lawn mowing jobs into landscaping if he was'nt so Sawyer-Finn.

Sawyer-Finn by rodhandler December 22, 2003

congoid 

One of several(?) living species of men. A negro person of sub-Saharan Africa now found cast broadly amongst the four corners of the Earth.

"There's no mistaking the fact that your child is congoid".

congoid by rodhandler December 22, 2003