Farterrhea

When you can’t stop farting. Like diarrhea but instead of shit, it’s farts.

“Sorry, I can’t have that spicy buffalo sauce, it gives me farterrhea.”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 18, 2019

farter merchant

Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.

Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Farterize

The act of farting up a room, covers, the inside of a car, etc.

I need to go home and farterize my new sheets.

by Lucius Atkinson November 25, 2019

Fartedo

A piece of feces that is expelled from the anus when passing gas.

I had to change my underwear after a huge fartedo in biology class today.

by Dok December 29, 2019

Fareed

On spectrum.
Usually buff.
Has replacement of water with protein and solids with cheese bites.
Is excellent at time management.

This guy's Fareed

by Radioooo January 22, 2020

Fartled

When you fart during and game of farkel.

Friend: “I just fartled, can you smell it?”
Me: “ dude! I’m trying to play a formal game of farkel with you!”

by Your-mom_ April 25, 2020

farters day

It's a national holiday when you can freely fart without judgement

Happy Farters day

by Mrs. Farticoulas June 20, 2020