Fapatizer

Fapatizer- noun.

Some source of visual, auditory or physical stimulus that entices you to reach down, work up a massive erection and "Fap" it until orgasm.

"I was scrolling through the galleries on my phone, and came across my Fapatizer folder........ Then came across my belly a few minutes later."

by shotgun shippy March 29, 2017

Fapper

A guy who faps a lot, but shy away from telling it to anyone because he is gay

Hi, Im fapper I fap

by xx_thepenetrator_xx6969 August 17, 2017

Fapathetic

Fapping but getting bored half way through but continuing because you can't be bothered to stop

I am just so fapathetic today.

by b3eak December 6, 2018

Faphazardly

Faphazardly:
Adjective | Grammar

When unintentionally scrolling through your feed in public without realizing the ratio of titties to, well, everything else you follow, you are doing so Faphazardly.

I faphazardly scrolled my way past some stellar hoots in the drive thru and I'm 100% sure I was busted. Oh well. Brightened up their day.

by BroganBattlehammer December 31, 2018

Fapper

A douchebag idiot that probably has AirPods and wears his hood halfway, normally likes to talk in slurs and can’t stop saying “Bruh!” and “Bet!” for no goddamn reason also referred as a prep or popular bitch

Bro, look at Max he’s going into the bathroom to suck dick, what a fapper!!

by Long Shlong Ramon ;) March 29, 2019

fapaway

The act of masturbating to forget one's problems.

X: Bro I'm so fucking mad right now...
Y: You should fapaway.
X: *faps to feel better*

by ElTridento April 23, 2019

Fapper Napper

When you fall asleep while jerking off. Can be done in a car, on the toilet, in front of a GoPro camera, skydiving or at the movies seating behind your ex-girlfriend.

Guy 1: God.. Trump's seminar was so boring in the

conference room today, I couldn't help but

glue my eyelids open.

Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was

practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.

by Avon93 August 9, 2019