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Fake-Broke 

Always buying new stuff but telling your clique and/or set you are broke.
Your friend can't go out because they're "broke". A day later they're posting pictures of their new fancy vacuum* ("vacuum" being a metaphor for anything valuable). You are in point of fact not broke but instead, a fake-broke busta.
Fake-Broke by DOC_MEGA December 23, 2014
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fake ass panties 

Padded underwear designed to give you a more juicy ass. Fake ass panties are completely misleading and are worse than a padded bra in regards to false advertising.
Oh, with her fake ass panties on, jenny actually has an ass... haha jenny can't wait to go twerking
fake ass panties by rapunzabel June 10, 2017

fake gamer 

Someone who isnt really a gamer but has some indicators that can make others believe they are one.
Vega is a fake gamer, a famer.
fake gamer by Someonesuxmp3 July 9, 2019

fake slytherin 

bitch who thinks she's a slytherin just because she's in love with Draco Malfoy
That fake slytherin is a hoe
fake slytherin by i am such a nerd October 13, 2020
a person that does not know any thing about anime like if you ask who is this and show a kakashi photo and they anwer with NaRutO
a person that doesnt understand weeb phrases is a fake weeb
Fake weeb by himiko toga November 2, 2020

Fake Friend

1. Someone who talk about you/someone else, but is too scared to tell it to your face.

2. Someone who changes up when they get around certain people (Boys, popular people etc) can be a pick me girl too.
EXAMPLE 1:

Jessica: "Did you see how ugly Alyssa was today?"
Kaity: "Yeah, that sweater she had on was horrible."
*Alyssa comes*
Alyssa: "Hey guys!"
Jessica: "Hey, Aylssa!" *Smiles*
Kaity: "Your sweater is so cute!"
Alyssa: "Thanks!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Lora: "You are so pretty to day Lizzie."
Lizzie: "Thank you, so are you Lora."
Lora: "Yeah, and you smell nice."

*Boy comes*
Lora: "But you need to brush your teeth, your breath stinks." *Says loudly*
Lizzie: "Huh, but you just said i smell-"
Lora: *Starts talking to boy ignoring Lizzie*
Lizzie: "Your a fake friend." *Walks away*
Fake Friend by IWannaBeSmart July 2, 2021

Fake guru 

It’s essentially, “I will show you how to achieve this desired result, but first, you have to do this.”

The desired results they promote are often played off of our emotional and psychological wants such as money, freedom, status, wealth, prosperity, etc.

And in order to promote a false sense of credibility on their topic, they flaunt their wealth and material possessions such as a mansion, sports car, fake profit numbers on a screen, etc.

Fake gurus are basically the modern day snake oil salesmen.
Dan Lok is a fake guru
Fake guru by Henrikj September 1, 2021