Excitified

The state you have become after hearing something exciting.

When I found out that I had won the lottery I was left excitified.

by ThreeToedMutantCheeseBurger November 19, 2010

Excitabobulated

Discombobulated by excitedness.

Dick was so excitabobulated about going camping with Rhylie that he soiled himself.

Rover the Labrador got so excitabobulated when his owner came home that he urinated.

by Pigkid May 24, 2013

exit strategy

A method of suicide reserved for contingency. A poison pill.

I have an exit strategy in case they interrogate me.

by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016

Excitified

To be excited and terrified at the same time

Wholly snapping turtles I start my new job Monday I am excitified

by Karlabrit November 30, 2017

banana exit

A euphemism for the anus. Most etymologists believe that the phrase originally referred to the anuses of monkeys, who are believed to subsist mainly on bananas, although now the phrase is commonly used to refer to the human anus.

1. Toddler: Mommy, where does poopie come from?
MILF: Your banana exit, sweetie.

2. Student: Doctor, what is this itchy rash around my banana exit?
Doctor: I'm sorry, son. You have herpes.

3. Porn star: Oh, fuck yeah, it's so big! Put it in my banana exit!!

by Reese Witherspoon April 14, 2008

Boring Excitement

An oxymoron, best used to describe the qualities of an art work by any artist (most often a contemporary artist) other than Bruce Nauman. Most appropriately used when impersonating Francesco Bonami.

"There is nothing but boring excitement here. Let's go to a swanky party."

by mariaviolet November 8, 2009

Brown Excitement

The act of popping a boner while taking a dump.

Man, i had major Brown Excitement last night!

by curley19 May 14, 2011