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European Torque Tester 

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.
Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”

European Tuxedo 

Wearing a white blazer, white T-shirt, white jeans, white shoes, and a chunky gold necklace.
“The gentleman in the European tuxedo looked great with the blood stains on his white blazer after leaving the particularly aggressive futbol match.”
European Tuxedo by Nrogers September 26, 2023

European they/them of assertive negotiation 

Replacing the "Portuguese man o' war "
With "European they/them of assertive negotiation ",fully inclusive , English for the woke .
I saw a "European they/them of assertive negotiation" by the sea yesterday, They sting is said to be potentially lethal.

European Swallow 

An obscene sexual act where a male forces a female partner to drink large amounts of European-sourced beer/wine and not swallow. Afterwards, he ejaculates into another female's mouth and forces them both to make out intimately to blend the two fluids together. The concoction is then spat out into the male's mouth, after which he swallows it.
"I heard Darrell got a little too drunk at the party last night and actually agreed to a european swallow!"
European Swallow by dagoobly November 14, 2023

European Dog 

A girl dog that when it gets excited is yelled at saying, "European all over the floor".
That European dog left a wet spot on the floor.
European Dog by The RONA Wigger November 17, 2023

European victory 

Backwards victory sign signifying up your ass or nicely fuck you if need.
John:Hey fuck you man
Daniel:*holds up a European victory*
European victory by EuropeWon November 29, 2023