European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.

John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.

by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

european telephone

The act of farting into a megaphone.

john got pissed of at jim so he gave him a european telephone, right in the face!!!

by poo pocet March 29, 2011

europeans

Europeans are people who never seem to stop talking bad about Americans. They claim that a lot of stupid people are Americans and that Americans are dumb when a lot of the best colleges are in the USA. They also claim that the USA is racist, which is true, but almost every country is racist, especially the ones in Europe based on my experience.

Some person on TikTok: *Gets a geography question wrong.*
Europeans: Americans are so stupid!

The person: I’m Canadian..

by dubaihoe December 17, 2022

European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 2, 2014

European Swallow

An obscene sexual act where a male forces a female partner to drink large amounts of European-sourced beer/wine and not swallow. Afterwards, he ejaculates into another female's mouth and forces them both to make out intimately to blend the two fluids together. The concoction is then spat out into the male's mouth, after which he swallows it.

"I heard Darrell got a little too drunk at the party last night and actually agreed to a european swallow!"

by dagoobly November 14, 2023

European Switch

A phenomenon in American political discourse where European countries are either socialist or capitalist depending on whether or not it benefits the argument you are trying to make.

"Europe countries aren't socialist, they're capitalist countries with strong social safety nets."

"Okay, lets build a strong social safety net."

"No that's socialism."

"A yes, the old European Switch."

by epic bruh gamer March 14, 2020