Vaginal Escape Day

Rude, somewhat misogynist term for birthday. As if a vagina is a nasty place from which one must escape.

On this date in history, you emerged from your mother, so Happy Vaginal Escape Day!

by Anresheth May 2, 2018

Escapegoat

A scapegoat who sidesteps blame.

We tried to blame Dave for the school's failure but he's such an escapegoat that nothing ever sticks to him.

by Snaved December 8, 2009

escapology

the task of escaping ology

holy crap, I only just managed to escape that ology. good job I'm good at escapology

by Joe Corkill April 7, 2007

Escalade

Still the coolest car on earth (Mainly the second generation)

The Most Stylish car I\'ve seen.

by Afi K. James April 26, 2005

Escalaid

Doing it in an Escalade. Most often with an ecalady.

Speaker 1: Dude, I got escalaid last night!
Speaker 2: Sick man!

by Ewwonwhichseat? October 14, 2011

Emotional Escape Artist

A man, or woman, who is notorious for escaping relationships even when it would be more socially acceptable to stay together.

"David got Mia pregnant, but then six days later said he was joining the army, but then moved in with some girl in a diffrent state. He's such an amazing emotional escape artist."

"Monica broke up John after he started rehab. That's even more crazy cause the day before he lost his job and moved in with her. What an emotional escape artist, to just ditch him when he needs help."

by Smack Everything1 May 2, 2010

escabiar

spanish slang word for getting drunk

¡Vamos a bailar y escabiar toda la noche!
We're gonna dance and get drunk all night long!

by Lara990 January 10, 2015