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reading my email

One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.
Mom: What're you doing?
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
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speed of email

When you send an email to the person in the next office and then appear in front of them before it hits their inbox or at the latest before they have had a chance to open and skim it.
"I think it's not right not to respect the speed of email. It is confusing."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."
by Vatu August 22, 2019
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changing your email

something you cant do in urban dictionary for some reason
Mike: Can you changing your email in urban dictionary?
me: idk ask urban dictionary
Urban dictionary: no
by Some1 @ the internet March 13, 2021
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I got an email

The most feared sentence starter of every school aged person.
Mom: "I got an email from your teacher today."
Kid: "Fuck."
by JankyNSwanky September 30, 2021
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Click the email button to show the email site with an email you click to go to the email and click the link in the email to go to an email where it sends you to Email Dictionary to verify your email to post an email.
Alright.
by Orrinpants March 14, 2022
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The Scarcode Emblem

The Scarcode Emblem: /'skär.kōd 'ɛmbləm/ - noun, is the symbolic insignia for Scarcode, a way of life and state of mind that heralds resilience as a transformative force. This emblem depicts a gear, reminiscent of the settings icon, signifying the intricate adjustments one can make within themselves, akin to the tuning of a complex machine.

Symbol of Adaptation: The gear, a cornerstone in mechanical design, is reenvisioned as a metaphor for the inner mechanics of the psyche, reflecting the Scarcode philosophy’s emphasis on personal recalibration.

Navigational Guide: Resembling the helm of a ship, the emblem signifies the journey of the Scarcode State, steering through life's tumultuous waters with determination and 'scarfidence.

Philosophical Depth: "Get Scarcoded" is the emblem's call to action, encouraging individuals to inspect and modify their inner workings as per the scarcode principles set forth by Javein Scarwin in 2000.

Initiated by Javein Scarwin in 2000, "Get Scarcoded" implies a conscious effort to examine and alter one's inner configurations in line with scarcode principles. The emblem embodies the ethos of using past hardships as leverage for growth and the courage to face new challenges. Scarcode encourages embracing scars as emblems of survival and strength, advocating a proactive approach to rewriting personal narratives. This philosophy champions the human spirit's tenacity to derive meaning from adversity, inspiring scarfidence in oneself and others.
He tattooed The Scarcode Emblem on his arm to signify his personal transformation.
by The Scarcodian Slanguage 2 November 8, 2023
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by big2na June 15, 2011
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