elf hat

elf hat refers to a man's uncircumcised penis because it resembles an elf's hat

Did you see Greg's elf hat? So gross, I only date guys who are circumcised.

by Penis Enthusiast August 13, 2017

Elf

entitled little fuck

Karen is one humongous elf.

by luc i. ferine August 26, 2023

Elf

An overworked slave owned by santa.

Can also be used as a sex slave if Mrs Claus isn't around

Did you get the new iphone 8elf...?

by Halecheeze December 23, 2016

elf vision

When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.

My elf on the shelf gave me elf vision!

by Santa Claus and candy cane December 24, 2023

Elf-Jump

When sone one jumps or tackles a person taller or bigger then them.

"He stole Mea's math book!"
"She's gonna elf-jump him I swear. "
"She's so short. "

by $luver$ January 9, 2017

Elf Family

Ever lasting friendship. Including northern unicorns

Even a northern elf can be part of the elf family

by ThisElf June 9, 2021

elf!!

"elf!!" has a smile so big.. even the most friendliest people will fun away from him.

elf!!: "Hi! :)"
Friendly Person: "Get away from me!"
elf!!: ":)))))"

by ~ elf!! ~ January 2, 2021