Eight Inch Evan

An American teenager with a claimed penis size to be "7 maybe 8 inches" quoted by his ex-girlfriend

Kathy- "I can't even walk because im so soar"
Debbie- "rough night?"

Kathy- "yep went home with eight inch evan"

Debbie- "oh i hear ya, ripped my vag last week"

by tacomaster1111111 October 27, 2011

Evan Rachel Wood

A bitch.Talentless idiot who was engaged to Marilyn Manson and now is making up stories about him abusing her She should be cancelled.She supports her bff Amber Heard,even though she's a proven abuser.She is also an nazi and a racist.Claims she's bi but acts like the most hetero person ever.

That girl reminds me of Evan Rachel Wood, I hate her.

by Spooky_Mansonite15 August 11, 2021

Evanescence

A great band. With a kick ass lead singer. Their genre is post grunge. Which is cool, because I'm a big fan of grunge music. It sucks that Ben left the band. They've had 2 albums out, and they came to their height of popularity in march of '03 when bring me to life was released. Though they are still very popular.

I was a fan of 12 stones, so I heard the duet that evaneacence did with them. I liked Bring me to life a lot. I heard the song on WWE Raw, a month before it was released.

by Kristina Delonge July 2, 2004

Evan

Evan is the ugliest penguin ever

Evan is fucking penguin

by Totallytylorific February 25, 2018

evangelion

A classic bit of Anime. So confusing!

Shinji has the most annoying scream in the entire history of the world!!

Fans: Evangelion, So fucked up but so worth it!

by Lizzie Moogle July 6, 2006

Evan Lam

A nerdy man who wears a dress shirt and has pencils and pens in his pocket protecter.He plays Desktop Defender every day, he drinks beer every year, he drinks wine anytime!

Tony:OMG, I GOT 20,000 ON THE WEEKLY CHALLENGE
Evan: I GOT 55,000 BEAT THAT!
Tony: What an Evan Lam.....

by (LIKE-A-SUM-BO-DEEE) July 2, 2010

Evangalene

She is the hottest thing alive. Every boy all for her in a second. She is so beautiful that it is blinding and if you ever meet a girl name Evangalene you should be happy because she is the greatest thing alive.

Damn did you see Evangalene she was looking fly as fuck

by Anna beauty April 10, 2019