Underage drinking

When a person can fight in wars in risk of getting shot, blown up, hanged, stabbed, and even kidnapped, but is not allowed to drink a simple beverage

cop: you’re under arrest for underage drinking
18 year old soldier: I’ve witnessed my closest brothers in arms dying in my arms. I’ve seen women and children get shot and killed over some fucking tyrannical god. I’ve had to go to the hospital multiple times due to being shot and have even been stabbed once. And you’re telling me that I can’t enjoy 1 beer afterwards.
cop: uhhhhhhh... yes

by Dubiks March 22, 2019

Hard hat drinking

When you drink to protect yourself from the what comes out of the mouths of those around you.

There will be a lot of hard hat drinking over the 2016 holidays

by BibbsBibbs December 3, 2016

one-drinking

In a bar, to request an item... only to re-request a change, or cancel it all together and order another item when the bartender comes huffing and puffing with the original order.

In Sesame Street, there's a fularious one-drinking 'Muppisode' when my favorite character, Grover comes like effteen times with a new order in a resturant and ends up on the floor!

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

drinking the kool-aid

Assimilate into the upper eschelons of corporate culture, at the expense of your soul.

Jack is really trying to get ahead at work. He doesn't hang out with the rest of the slackers, any more. I think he's been drinking the kool-aid.

by Duh!Vinci August 24, 2006

civil war (drinking game)

Drinking Game at Babson College. 2 Teams. One is Union, one is Confederate. 3 solo cups per player. 2 Players per side. 4 Ping pong balls. RAPID FIRE. Drink before you shoot. If you lose your 3 cups you can't shoot but your partner can. If you lose all 6 cups you lose.
Created by Mike Markarian and Andrew Starr.
First played by Mike Greenleaf, Andrew Starr, Collin Cook, Dylan Press.

Civil War (Drinking Game)
Confederacy: 0-2
Union: 2-0

by Michael Greenleaf September 14, 2007

drinking games

bullshit games people often play to make their drinking seem more than what it really is

Why the hell are we playing games? Can't we just drink?

by alckie June 2, 2003

dirty drinking fountain

The act of pull out while banging and pissing in the mouth of your partner, could be during anal sex of bloody period sex.

"Wow Carrie and I fucked so hard last night she was real thirsty so I gave her a dirty drinking fountain"

by Toby Pound Town September 18, 2016