punch a dolphin

Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.

"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."

"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".

"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."

by NittyGritty May 30, 2018

dolphin diving

during sex on the beach, after a guy finishes he goes down and dip his penis in the sand and quickly puts it back in. he then run away.(dive)

hey dude, lets go dolphin diving!

by sandy randy March 26, 2010

Baby Dolphin

What your penis looks like from a standing position whilst urinating...so called because the foreskin overhangs the tip of the helmet by between half an inch and an inch and the natural curvature of the penis resembles a dolphin.

This is a less extreme version of ant-eater cock.

"when peter was taking a piss he produced a baby dolphin...it was like a surprise trip to seaworld "

by Alzo April 26, 2009

Dolphin

A semi-boner.

Bro i got a dolphin when Breanna was sitting on my lap!

by bhskannnk16 October 9, 2010

Miami Dolphin

When two gay men 69 each other at Sea World in the dolphin tank.

"Yeah, me and Steve went to Sea World the other day and Miami Dolphined."

by EntaMen October 27, 2011

Dolphin Fuck

When you are having doggie style sex, lick your thumb and start rubbing it on the asshole of your partner, she will look back over her shoulder and say, "uh uh" repeatedly in a high-pitched, dolphin-like sound.

Man, it was like I was screwing Flipper last night.

by Hands August 20, 2003

Blue Dolphin

Another term for a glass of water ordered at a bar.

May I have a Blue Dolphin please?

by Blue Dolphin October 18, 2007