Duke and ditch

shit and leave without flushing.

It was the girl's turn to clean the bathrooms, so the guys duked and ditched in all the stalls.

by Dyztint December 4, 2003

Ditch Pig

A really fat nasty girl, who will try to dress slutty to go to the bar, but ends up looking like a carnival ride.

Did you see that fat nasty girl Kristin at the Matrix? Yeah she was too fat for her clothes and had enough make up on to to scare away a French Hooker. What a ditch pig!

by nosa74 November 1, 2009

ditch-digging

The act of collecting the dry, crusty brown stuff under your fingernails the morning after you hadn't wiped well enough.

Kelley noticed her friend had some new earth-toned nail polish on, but then realized she'd only been ditch-digging.

by WookieeMonster June 18, 2013

erbin ditchinery

The royal British encyclopediae of hip new young-people words.

Fiona: I heard nube is a word now it is!

Edna: No, honest?

Fiona: Oh but i read it in the erbin ditchinery(tm) i did so it must be true!

by inyourface-interface April 8, 2009

Respectfully Discharge

When asked to be appointed to a position, one should respond with the clever and intelligent phrase "I respectfully discharge"

Brandon: "I nominate Carlos for President"

Carlos: "I respectfully discharge"

by Wishbone__Pi November 17, 2009

Ditch boys

When you decide to not do something with your mates when you already said you have.

When Kyle said he would go to pauanui, then didn't come he Ditch boys

by Fraser Macedo October 7, 2005

Penile Discharge

pe·nile dis·charge

n. pl. pe·nile· dis·charges

That gross looking secretion that emits from your peice. Usually happens if (A) You have an infection, (B) Your shit's broke, (C) You have some incurable std from the chick you were sleeping with last night.

see Diseased.

Damn dog, My penile discharge is a stange color, I think Imma die.

by Yono July 22, 2004