diddley darn doofus

An extreme insult that should never be used.

Him: You diddley darn doofus!!
Me: .....YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

Ding Dang Diddley Doo

A random word used to descride everyday objects.

Hey Jumarcus, pass that ding dang diddley doo over here.

by THEBIGSHOW May 20, 2013

Diddly-fun

A word used to describe a situation in which you are doing "diddly-squat" but are still having fun

defining words on urban dicitonary is diddly-fun

by 11:21 December 20, 2008

Diddly dum

Irish traditional music.

Diddly-i-dum diddly dum diidly-i-dum diddly-i-dum dum day sure baggara

by Dub. March 7, 2010

Diddly Bupkiss

Nada. Zilch. Zero. Aka you came up with nothing at all. Also see "Jack squat" or "diddly squat".

Phylby: "Did you guys get an email on this?"
Beemer: "Nope. We haven't heard diddly bupkiss."

by Havoc325 May 31, 2013

Dindle

Something women use to masturbate with
v. Dindling - to use a dindle; to be using a dindle

"I just bought a new dindle!"
"Have you dindled lately?"
"How many years have you been dindling?"

by Pickup Sticks December 16, 2013

jack diddly dipshit

The epiphany of fucktardedness and sheer stupidity, a jack diddly dipshit is someone who doesn't know what's going on 99% of the time and whom most things they do aren't bad, problematic or assholish. Is just pure, good, innocent... Fucking stupidity

Jimmy: **sends whole group on wild goosefhase for something that doesn't really exist.**
Jimmy:**gets back to table**
Everyone: jack diddly dipshit

by Jessikernville May 20, 2014