Dickicide

Killing oneself due to lack of dick

"She doesn't get any dick at night so she takes her anger out out on me"
"Sge's dickpressed"
"She goes overboard. I swear she gone commit dickicide"

by Ace.of.Ansbach August 30, 2016

Dicking on

When someone is picking on you

Stop dicking on me

by adnounsplus December 16, 2016

Dicking in Chicago

When at approximately 22:45pm you pull your trousers down and show your dick to Chicago!

Hey Tyler you fuck, I might go dicking in Chicago tomorrow

by Your own Nan April 26, 2017

dickin' dippers

Before receiving a blowjob you have the giver put their hair in a bun fitting for a dipping cup filled with your favorite dipping sauce. While receiving head you enjoy your favorite snack to dip with style and convenience all at your lap.

My Girlfriend graced me with dickin' dippers last night so you know I had to break out the pretzel nuggets and cheese.

by DabbinDicky April 23, 2018

Dickitis

Wishfully thinking you have a dick

Todd got his dick chopped off by a rapist but he still suffered from dickitis.

by The Sniffler January 14, 2018

dicking it down

Throwing everything you got on the table; going all in as with betting but using your sexual moves to win, leaving their partner fully satisfied and wanting for Nothing more!

Sandman , you were really "dicking it down" tonight!

by 50 hues of humor April 21, 2019

duckinidis

When something quacks in your pants.

Person: Hey, do you have duckinidis?
Person 2: What?
Person: Does something quack in your pants??

by Dudes_reald August 15, 2019