A disease where you have horrible skin- If being specific, you have a zit/pimple near your forehead.
Person 1: Jesus, I have a zit near my forehead..
Person 2: Oh well did you hang out or sit near Cassandra?
Person 1: Yeah why?
Person 2: She probably gave you the Cassandra Weiner Disease.
Person 1: Oh whats that?
Person 2: Its when you have a zit on your forehead, you can get it if you get close to her.
Person 2: Oh well did you hang out or sit near Cassandra?
Person 1: Yeah why?
Person 2: She probably gave you the Cassandra Weiner Disease.
Person 1: Oh whats that?
Person 2: Its when you have a zit on your forehead, you can get it if you get close to her.
by l0v3RR._ August 7, 2023
Get the The Cassandra Weiner Disease mug.A gorgeous sassy person who isn’t afraid to call people out she’s usually of Hispanic origin
She has a short temper at times especially when it comes to people called her daisy,Daisha,etc.
But she loves and cares for her loved ones she will do anything to protect them
She has a short temper at times especially when it comes to people called her daisy,Daisha,etc.
But she loves and cares for her loved ones she will do anything to protect them
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Get the Daisa mug.The symptoms of budspair disease mimic all the symptoms of being bipolar and being psychotic. All people suffering from budspair disease live in Indiana, have no job, live with their parents and obsess over a man not worth it. If you come into contact with someone who has budspair disease, do not post pictures on the internet because they will steal them.
Amy has such a severe form of budspair disease she had to be spayed and then put to sleep for the sanity of the free world.
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Get the scalise disease mug.Hanahaki disease is a disease that begins with unrequited love for someone that can lead to death if not treated. The disease is written in Japanese graphic novels such as Manga and fanfiction. The favorite flower of the person whom you share this love for begins to invade your lungs and throat as the days go by. The longer one waits to share this love the quicker the flowers begin to grow. Sometimes the person will only cough up the petals but in others, it's the petals and full flowers. The only way one can rid themselves of this disease is either by sharing these feelings with the person and getting the same love back or by surgery. However, by getting the surgery it means it'll take any adoration and love you had for the person away. You'll be left with numbness to take the place of that love for them. If you do not speak your unrequited love and/or get the surgery you end up dying.
"Shock engulfed her whole being as she took notice of the limp dead body laying on the bathroom floor. Petals surround him and fill the toilet in front of him. She felt her stomach churn at the sight of so much blood. As she bent down she took notice of how the petals and flowers were her favorite flower. Why didn't he tell her he had hanahaki? She knew what it meant. She just didn't understand if he didn't get treated he'd die. Her heart ached as she realised Hanahaki disease is a disease that happens to someone when they share a one-sided love for another that can result in death. If only she saved him soon enough. His eyes were dull and filled with death. 'I love you,' she whispers, brokenly.'
by -Patroclus- April 11, 2022
Get the Hanahaki Disease mug.noun: a combination of dyslexia and alzheimer's disease. the inability to remember correctly, but to remember pieces, in a scrambled fashion.
what's his name? you know, he was in the movie with what's her name, the one about the woman who lived in L.A.?
by ja July 3, 2004
Get the dyslheimer's disease mug.When a professional athlete, usually a quarterback; after doing well commonly including playoff victories will completely FUCK UP during the next few seasons.
Bob: damn, Rex was so good up until the superbowl, now he's some straight up trash. What happened?
Steve: He caught the Rex Grossman disease
Steve: He caught the Rex Grossman disease
by ooberman February 18, 2009
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