Custard's pie

The last girl you slept with prior to becoming married.

I dated Jennifer right before I met my wife, she was my custard's pie.

by MTM/le June 11, 2012

custodian

stupid dumb uneducated fucks who clean buildings

My 5th grade Math teacher told me that the only thing I can amount to in my miserable life is becoming a custodian. Look where I am now. Cleaning the entire building from bottom to top.

by Lando Rando January 30, 2023

Custard Fish Finger

After fingering a girl, piss on you hands then ram them down your throat until you are sick on them

that hot asian girl made me give her a custard fish finger

by C0rrupt7 February 18, 2011

fish fingers and custard

if something is fish fingers and custard it is disgusting,horrible,mingin.ect

your face is sooo.. fish fingers and custard

by lollen99 May 18, 2009

Cutadorablexy

An adjective to describe something that is the perfect balance of cuteness, adorableness and sexiness.

wow he/she is so cutadorablexy!

by jamiemadeit January 26, 2011

custard

A word used in baseball to describe how someone is throwing. It referes to them as throwing shit! It can be used in two ways, your throwing custard (your throwing shit) or your arm is custard ( Your throwing slow and nothing)

Man your arm is custard

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

custard rocket

What comes out of 130" of pain.

"Scott shot a huge custard rocket the other day all over me" -Kali

by Rick Rollin April 30, 2008