CUmpire

The sexualisation of an umpire within baseball

Sexually Confused Teen : God I would love to turn them into my little cumpire

by 4RG May 21, 2021

cumpassionate

adj. the strong desire to see, taste and feel semen, often comes along with a love of dick and a generally slutty demeanor

Why does Lisa love sucking dick so much?

She's only in it for the ending, she's cumpassionate.

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 5, 2008

Cump

When a man loves a women and doesn't cum a little cumes in clumps!

"I Cumped Last Night And It Looked Like Oatmeal!"

by Kelcie Jean November 14, 2007

Clumpany

The delusion that a football club and the company that runs it are one and the same. Used by fans of other clubs who are obsessed by Rangers and distraught that the club continues.

"I used to support Celtic but now I spend all my time on a different clumpany".

by ThenNowForever September 24, 2013

cumpet player

A derogatory term used to leave a person confused and hurt.... The level of harsh-ness implied is left up to the individual using it.

Heather: Go add another STD to your list you cumpet player!
Rikkianne: *gasp* .....

by Grandma B and Grandpa Gitt. July 7, 2008

clump

a group of round lesbians

That clump in the corner is really loud.

by corn bread eater November 14, 2017

Chocolate clumps

In the area of the anus, where the whole is located, around the hole there are "chocolate clumps" where old, dry, smelly peices of shit have been left to form clumps.

Instead of using chocolate chips on our chips ahoy cookies, we used Jonathans Chocolate clumps.

by livunda July 23, 2009