cry key

Say it really fast,, now ur Australian

Oh cry key who did we gat all the way down under?!

by 1fuNnygUy March 9, 2019

Empty Crying

Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.

Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes

by MarchTheMifwau August 31, 2018

"Onion" Cry

When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.

Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Crying Party

A get-toghether/place where people who attend drink alcohool ( usually wine ) , talk about their problems and cry their sorrow away until they feel better.

Guy A: Man, I feel down lately and I can't find the way out of this mood
Guy B: Same dude, u up for a crying party at my place this friday?
Guy A: Yeah man, that would be nice

by Rch9988 March 29, 2019

cry maybe

When someone is about to cry but doesn't. A person with teary eyes that don't actuaLLy shed a tear. To be used when someone is whining about nonsensical buLLshit. A person on the brink of crying about something stupid.

Gee, I'm reaLLy sorry your mom blew up, Ricky...but you don't have to be a cry maybe about it...

by Da Boogedy November 18, 2017

Queen Cry

A Queen by role but perhaps not by blood. Queen Cry references a body double for a lizard. It might sound weird but if you come across a Queen Cry you will instantly know.

"dude do you think Queen Cry is a lizard?" "For sure dude she is a Queen Cry after all."

by Epic989 February 2, 2018

Redneck Cry

The Redneck cry is a noise that rednecks can't help but release after watching something unpatriotic, the noise made is a simple "Ye-ye" it can be quite startling if unexpected.

After Duncan witnessed his beloved Confederate flag touch the ground he let out his mighty Redneck Cry!

by Mike the disaster. February 14, 2018