when you ejaculate on a girls stomach while she's sleeping, then put a sheet on her so when she stands up the sheet sticks therefore making her look like she has an apron.
Man, I'm gonna betty crocker dat hoe so when she wakes up she'll be ready to make me a grilled cheese sandwich!
by Jay Crocker November 26, 2007
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In a minority (but still alot) of people's opinions: crocs are the most ugly shoes they have ever seen. Made of rubbery material, these "shoes" (/sarcasm) are like slippers, except with oddly shaped holes on the top. Did I mention they also come in assorted colors too?!
I just cannot see how some people I personally think with a good taste of fashion could possibly fall for these.
HOW KUTE!!!!! /more sarcasm
I just cannot see how some people I personally think with a good taste of fashion could possibly fall for these.
HOW KUTE!!!!! /more sarcasm
Crocs Girl: Hey Katie, check out my new crocs. Aren't they gorgeous?!
Normal Shoes Girl: Uhh yeah...^^"
Crocs Girl: I couldn't decide whether I wanted pink, or baby blue, so I just got them both!! -insert girly laugh here-
Normal Shoes Girl: Uhh yeah...^^"
Crocs Girl: I couldn't decide whether I wanted pink, or baby blue, so I just got them both!! -insert girly laugh here-
by Disclaimed August 31, 2007
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Get the reverse betty crocker mug.Noun: Nickname for a croatian kickboxer Mirko Filipovic, who is known for his roundhouse kicks to the head.
Basically, who Chuck Norris wishes he was.
Noun 2: A devastating kick to the head, usually resulting in a concussion, a broken skull, and/or death.
Basically, who Chuck Norris wishes he was.
Noun 2: A devastating kick to the head, usually resulting in a concussion, a broken skull, and/or death.
by Mr. Tuesday January 13, 2008
Get the crocop mug.Leaping (light of step and firm of resolve) from crocodile to crocodile across a river, fjord, marshland, or other body of water with intent to cross or traverse said crocodile dotted body of water.
"Crocodotting aimlessly through the congo, Wilfred tugged listlessly at his adventure beard, his thoughts bearing the fruits of his erstwhile leaping and cavorting."
by John Knowles Williams January 1, 2009
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This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
by Crunchyness July 2, 2009
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