Broken condom

unwanted baby or a mistake

a Broken condom how Jose Florentino got here

by gamingkid March 29, 2018

Cuddle condom

When you are snuggled in a blanket so the person cuddling you is separated by the blanket acting as a “condom”

You’re sweaty let me use a cuddle condom

by Bellsebub August 29, 2019

Human condom

A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.

Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.

Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.

by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017

ego condom

a severe talking to, or something similar for someone who thinks they are great

Boy does Sally need an ego condom

by dannyshamas October 25, 2010

Pink Condom

When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.

I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.

by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020

Croc Condom

A croc condom is any condom with a hole or that doesn't work. If you use it and you end up with a kid it's a croc condom.

bro 1. You a daddy now bruh
bro 2. yeah, bitch gave me a croc condom

by That_One_Guy_***** January 3, 2020

Condom Sure

When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.

"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."

"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"

by XombiEZ September 9, 2011