sole comparison

Instead of trying on a new pair of shoes, simply holding up the bottom of the new shoe to the bottom of the old shoe. If it matches up, get it.

I was in too much of a hurry at Target yesterday to try on those new sandals, so I just did a sole comparison. Oh well, they were only 20 bucks.

by lafawnda527 March 18, 2009

turd chomper

one who consumes feces

So I walked into the stall and i found this turd chomper chowin down

by bonjangelz April 30, 2011

cramp camper

A girl, who is on per period, spending a lot of time sitting on the toilet to relieve the pain of cramps.

Guy: She's been in there for a long time. What's taking so long?
Girl: Oh, she's just being a cramp camper.

by FredasaurasRex January 26, 2014

perfume commercials

Perfume commercials (n): two or more naked people smelling or rubbing up against each other

Gertrude: Gagtrona, omg I was watching TV and a purfume commercial came on and my mom thought I was watching porn.
Gagtrona: omg. That's ga-ross Gertrude. GA-ROSSSSSSS
Gertrude: Ya, right. When I told her it was just a perfume commercial she was like "A WHAT WHATTTT. NOT EVEN. NUR EBER. THATS DOWN RIGHT URGGGH.
Gagtrona: GA-ROSSSS MAN GA-ROSSS. LIKE WHAT ARE PERFUME COMMERCIALS. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Random hobo out of a trashcan: YASSSSS PREACH GIRL YASSS.

by ayeospagettio December 11, 2014

cock compartment

a vagina i.e. female genatalia

Dude: "I finna get inside my girlfriends cock compartment tonight"

by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018

tubi commercial

I retarded ass commercial that was on during Super Bowl 2023 and had me throwing hands with my grandpa whilst looking For the tv remote

fuck that tubi commercial

by twizzunator February 12, 2023

Let's cut to commercial

To promptly end an ridiculous conversation and, or quickly move into another topic in the middle of a conversation.

Let’s take a selfie, with a great white shark. Okay, let's cut to commercial.

by Devilcorpsdoc January 30, 2015