cockshock

the opposite to cock block. it is when you are hitting on a gal only to experience their significantly more attractive friend cockblock you. then to your surprise as the girl you were after before leaves the situation the cockblocker now turns to you and goes as far as you let her go.

Boy 1 "So it was really annoying I was walking sally home and things were going well except for Lisa was there the whole time. I was really annoyed I would have asked to go into Sallys appartment but lisa was a total cockblock"
Boy 2 "Shit so no puss?"
Boy 1 "Facking right i got puss, I went home with Lisa. What a cockshock!"

by Jim402 December 9, 2008

cockshitbitch

the most amazing word ever invented by lucas

Shut up cockshitbitch

by yoyoyodaman93yo August 10, 2010

cocksackenol

(Pronounced Cock-Sack-An-All) A pharmaceutical compound developed by Paul Reubens, also known as the infamous "Pee Wee Herman". This drug was developed mainly for fruitcakes or unsuspecting prison inmates. Mr Reubens reccomends using it as a suppository on unsuspecting young males between the ages of 12 and 73. His claim is that a good dose of cocksackenol is mandatory when symptoms are present. Symptoms include, being straight, fear of fruitcakes, extreme hate for Ricky Martin or George Michael. Also anyone who is gay would benefit from this wonder phallic.....oops i mean drug. Inmates in prison use it rather freely on fresh fish and do not follow proper dosing and usage guidelines reccommended by the PDR and the DSM iv.

That boy over there is dancing with Adam Fucking Lambert, wait till i give him a healthy amount of cocksackenol he will totally forget who adam lambert is after i dose his ASS up!.

by mikebirdlefthandAKAseanburke January 7, 2011

Cockeysville Middle

Better than the rest, I mean it has better dances than most school, great test scores, and they're really good at separating the dumbs, and the smarts apart from eachother, when people say we have ugly lockers.. well look at ridgley they have HALF the size of our lockers, plus! who cares about the lockers! Lol! We also have no windows because we don't need to look outside 24/7. We have some really cool teachers too. The people also take care of everything fast. We have pretty cool yearbooks, hardcover and colored. We prettymuch rock. I mean, you know those things comparing ridgley and cms, well not everyone had gone to both for school. I have atleast 5 friends that have gone to both schools and guess what, they have ALL said cms is better and could name billions of reasons. In that case, cms is the best. WHOOP

cockeysville middle is better, you have to admit it. I mean really.

by cockeysville middle school June 15, 2012

cockscapade

Girls night out involving a lot of alcohol where the aim is to pick up a guy/s

Variation of escapade. Example 'My boyfriend has just dumped me I need to pick up. Let's get all our single girlfriends together and go out on a cockscapade'

by DArch October 21, 2013

Cockpyre

Someone who has to suck a cock dry on a daily basis, they may even need to suck more than one to live a normal life. They are similar to a vampire but cockpyre's are restricted to only sucking cocks dry.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that john trussel kid? I heard hes a cock pyre

Guy 2: Yeah I heard that too

Guy 1: I just hope he doesn't suck me dry

Guy 2: Yeah im pretty scared of Cockpyres

by John Trussel. May 21, 2014

cocksie

Using the same idea as a Selfie but not a picture of your face, a picture of your own penis in it's full entirety with pride and glory.

Typically, taking a picture of your own penis and posting it online, that's a Cocksie. Perhaps for Charitable causes or just for fun to share with your friends!

Why does my willy look small in a Cocksie?

John, can do me a favor and take my Cocksie.
(Facebook post): Here's my Cocksie for Cancer Awareness
Best thing not to do after a first date mate, is send her a Cocksie!

by londonboi April 17, 2014