Cleveland Pintuck

The act of hiding one's dick in a hurry, after oral sex in a car has just been interrupted by an authority figure such as cops, parents or teachers. Endless examples of hiding places.

Enjoying a blowjob in a parked car long after curfew, Matty was forced to do a Cleveland Pintuck, hiding his dick in Samantha's bra, thus preserving his dignity as the popo arrived at the scene and shined their lights in the car windows.

by imaHOEHOEinohio19 February 9, 2009

Cleveland Creamsicle

Saving your jiz in a popsicle mold in the freezer until you have enough make a Cleveland Creamsicle

After six weeks I had enough to give Alicia's snatch my Cleveland Creamsicle. She absolutely loved it except for the large puddle of splooge that soaked the couch cushion

by bwanab December 16, 2008

self cleaner

A turd which cleans up on the way out. You reach round to wipe - nothing!! Also known as The Phantom, the most satisfying of all shits.

Dude, I was in and out in 5 minutes, Self Cleaner!!!

by CJM379 December 5, 2002

junk cleavage

When a dude wears clothes too tight and you can see the outline of his junk. Male version of camel toe.

I watched "Dancing with the Stars" and Tony's pants were so tight he had junk cleavage!

by Fuzzy Peaches April 30, 2009

left nut cleavage

The slight appearence of a mans left nut.

John "dude put that away!"
Tom " what do you mean?"
John " your left nut cleavage you sack of shit!"

by Fatjason69 November 29, 2013

Cleveland Jones

When you are smoking (most commonly Marijuana, although the term is used for other drugs), and the bowl, or joint / blunt, burns a long time without having to be lit again and you can take hit after hit satisfyingly.

1. "Dude, check out this Cleveland Jones I got goin' on!"
2. "Yo man, go for a Cleveland Jones, man. My lighter is almost out of fluid."

by prettyfuckinghigh July 17, 2009

cleveland air freshener

Farting in any enclosed space (such as a compact car, elevator, or phone booth) so as other people who are present (or will be shortly) can enjoy your emission.

Hot damn! Someone really left a cleveland air freshener in this cab!

by TransMayernik April 22, 2005